Remember early on in the season, West Ham were running middle of the table, Zamora was scoring, all seemed as it should for the time being. And then all was not as it should as they exploded into a unrelenting media frenzied Argentinian love fest. New owners claimed the club would be the biggest in the world after this season and Carlos "Caveman" Tevez would beat out any ronaldo which the world could produce to win every accolade. Alan Pardew seemed up for the task, besides his obvious dislike for any player not British. Then it all went wrong. How did it happen? I will tell you: West Ham United have been smote (word?) by god for their delusions of grandieur. They flew too close to the sun with wings made of wax and Argentine pastries.
I remember saying at the worst point, "West Ham can't go down, they have too much quality". Bah! Although my prophecy ending up being true, my belief that the hammers are in fact being punished by some omnipotent divine entity rings truth. It still continues... Tevez may have used his dark magic to get west ham out of relegation trouble, but the black plague still hangs like a cloud over the heads of those players.
I remember saying at the worst point, "West Ham can't go down, they have too much quality". Bah! Although my prophecy ending up being true, my belief that the hammers are in fact being punished by some omnipotent divine entity rings truth. It still continues... Tevez may have used his dark magic to get west ham out of relegation trouble, but the black plague still hangs like a cloud over the heads of those players.
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